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Nov. 29th, 2007

Elliot Super

Sad Endings Aren't So Bad After All

The following will contain spoilers for the film "Brazil". If you have not seen the film, and wish for it to remain a surprise, do not read any further.

I saw Terry Gilliam's classic film "Brazil" a few weeks ago. After first watching it, I wasn't sure if I liked it or not. I love sci-fi, and Gilliam certainly created an imaginative world. Well, that's one word for it. But I also found the film to be confusing. At times it was also boring. But most of all, it was sad. And the ending, well, if that doesn't crush your spirit nothing will. So I left that movie declaring I hated it and would never ever watch it again.

Yet, a month later, I'm still thinking about it.

The film is all about the evils of bureaucracy, and how it can utterly fail us if it grows too large. There are no bad guys in the film. Nobody acts out of evil. But terrible things happen because people refuse to act against the system. At the end of the film, our Protagonist, Sam Lowry, goes insane after being arrested and learning that the woman he has been trying to save, the woman that he loves, has been killed by the police while resisting arrest. A member of the system himself, Lowry has been pleading for help from his friends and colleagues to save this innocent woman from being wrongfully imprisoned, which will surely result in her execution. He knows that the bureaucracy doesn't work, and because of its failure, innocent people die. He has never acted against it until now, because of this woman, Jill Layton.

His friends and colleagues, however, are stuck in the system and are used to the system. In face, one of his best friends, Jack Lint, is an interrogator, and is furious with Lowry at the end of the film because he himself is assigned to interrogate Lowry. Before Lint can even get started on torturing Lowry, however, Lowry goes insane and the movie ends, with Lint walking away dismayed that Lowry would throw away his career. Sam Lowry's quest has failed. Jill Layton is dead, Lowry is off to the insane asylum, and Jack Lint will presumably return to his normal life unchanged.

So one can naturally see why I was frustrated at the end of the film. Everything Lowry tried to accomplish failed miserably, and doing the right thing has doomed him. It's not very uplifting, and it first seems to be a waste of 2 hours. But when I thought about it some more, I realized that the moral of the story is not about Sam Lowry. It's about Jack Lint. There are multiple times in the film Lint could have helped Lowry, but he fails to rise to the occasion.

The point of this film is not to tell people that rebelling against evil will ultimately end in failure. Rather, it is a reminder that one cannot do it alone. Everybody needs to rise up and fight what is wrong. We cannot simply be passive and wait for a heroic few to save us all. Lowry fails because his receives too little help. If he were to receive assistance from his colleagues, both he and Jill Layton could easily escape the system and live "happily ever after."

One can easily compare this to Nazi Germany. During Hitler's time as Chancellor, there was a small group of dissenters who plotted to have him killed. This group included Christian theologian Dietrich Bonhoeffer. This group acted out of various motives. Some wanted to save Germany from a foolish war, others wanted to save the Jews from Hitler's cruelty. This group failed, however, to kill Hitler. And most of them, Bonhoeffer included, were arrested and killed by the Nazis. They failed at both saving Germany from destruction and preventing the Holocaust. This was through no fault of their own. Rather, the blame falls squarely on the German people who remained quiet and obediently did as they were told. If they had acted out and fought against the system, millions of lives could have been saved.

And this is the power of a sad ending. If Brazil were to contain the typical happy ending, with Sam and Jill escaping to a free paradise, the audience would receive a feeling of resolution. There is little will to change anything, because everything worked out and the protagonist is happy. With a sad ending, however, the audience is troubled. Things aren't as they should be or how they expected it to be, and that does not feel right. The audience feels a sense of uneasiness, and thus they might gain the will to act out and try to change things. One hopes the audience realizes they must ensure that Sam and Jill's fate never occurs.

"Brazil" is not a fun movie. It's not a film you watch with friends when you want to relax. It's a thinking film, and one that I never will see again. But I don't say that with disdain anymore. Instead, I don't need to see it again. "Brazil", and its tragic ending, will stay with me forever.

Nov. 20th, 2007

Canucks

So It's Come To This?

Here's a random list of things I can count on:

1. The New England Patriots will cover the spread. They may even double it. At the rate they're going, an undefeated season almost looks like an underachievement.

2. The Detroit Red Wings will finish #1 in the Western Conference. No one else will even get close.

3. My cat will knock on my door just as I'm about to fall asleep. Every night.

4. Michael Bay movies suck.

5. Nobody will like my musical tastes. I need to accept that.

6. I will always be late for my dentist appointments. This is largely due to busses either being late or deciding not to show up at all. I love Translink, oh so much.

7. Hockey will never be popular in the southern United States. It doesn't matter how good the teams are. They just don't care down there. You might as well put a hockey team in Australia.

8. The New York Yankees will win the World Series before the Chicago Cubs do.

9. I will never understand the "genius" of modern art.

10. The Vancouver Canucks will not win the Stanley Cup in my lifetime.


Hey, I never said the list was a happy one.
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Nov. 14th, 2007

Wing Zero

Actually, That Score Probably Should Have Been Higher...

I was really bored in class, so I decided to do my best The Onion impression...


New England Patriots Survive Bye Week And Remain Undefeated

FOXBORO, Mass. — The New England Patriots remained undefeated after last weekend, despite enduring a grueling Bye week. Their record continues to stand at a perfect 9-0. “It was tough,” Quarterback Tom Brady said as he spoke to reporters after the game. “It’s always hard to get yourself out of bed to take on an empty field, but this is the NFL.”

Wide Receiver Randy Moss agreed with Brady’s comments. “They don’t pay us to sleep in,” he grinned. “We get paid to play football.”

And play football they did. The team marched onto the empty field of Gillette Stadium late Sunday afternoon. And despite the low attendance, proceeded to play against the empty field. The Patriots destroyed the opposition, scoring an astounding 146 points in the first half alone. The final score? 273-0.

“Despite the score, I still feel we have some work to do,” Patriots Coach Bill Belichick said at the after-game press conference. “It was expected that we would break the 300 mark. Obviously we need to improve.”

While Belichick may have sounded critical of his team’s performance, the Patriots continued to show why they are the best team in the league. Tom Brady finished the game with 37 TDs, and completing an unprecedented 115/115 passes, a personal best for Brady. Randy Moss ran in 21 passes for touchdowns, while receivers Wes Welker and Dante Stallworth shared 8 touchdown passes each.

“I’m excited for Tom, mostly,” Welker laughed as he spoke to reporters. “To score 37 TDs in one game, that has to be some kind of record or something. I’m just glad I could be a part of it.”

Laurence Maroney ran for 379 yards, breaking the league record for most rushing yards gained in a single game. He failed, however, to convert any of those yards into TDs.

“I’m embarrassed,” Maroney admitted. “A record means nothing if it doesn’t help us win. Tom can’t win always win it for us. I need to pull my own weight and start helping the team.”

Although the game was clearly won by halftime, Belichick stubbornly continued his policy of keeping Brady in the game at least until the 4th Quarter. When it became clear that the empty field wasn’t going to bring any kind of opposition, Belichick finally let back-up QB Matt Cassel lead the team for a few drives. Cassel finished the game with 2 TDs, passing 12/17. The one black spot was Matt Cassel’s interception that ended the game.

“It’s unacceptable,” Belichick confirmed. “Dumb plays like that cost games. It’s completely unacceptable. Matt understands that, and we’ll continue to work with him to help him improve.”

Thanks to Brady’s success, the Patriots defense practically had a day off. The empty field did not even attempt to pass, choosing to kneel the ball on every offensive play. The field ended up rushing for a total of -174 yards, making the Patriots the first-ranked rushing defense in the league.

Of course, for Bill Belichick, being #1 isn’t good enough.

Oct. 24th, 2007

Tom Brady

Thou Shalt Not Thank Me For Football Excellence

Wanna hear a joke?

50 years from now, the great Peyton Manning dies and goes up to Heaven. He is greeted by God, who shows Peyton to his new heavenly home for eternity. It is a nice, small house that even has an Indianapolis Colts welcome mat.

Peyton is very pleased with the house until he notices another house down the street. It is a huge mansion, and it is completely covered in New England Patriots decorations. There's a Patriots flag waving from atop the house, there are Patriots signs posted on the windows, and the house is even painted red, blue, and silver.

Peyton is now a little miffed and walks back towards God. God notices Peyton's annoyance and asks, "Is there something about your house that displeases you?"

"It's a great house," Peyton admits. "But I'm just curious as to why Tom Brady gets such a bigger one."

"Oh, that's not Tom Brady's house," God smiles. "That's my house."


I'm sure you've heard that joke in one form or another. The joke of course is that the idea of God rooting for one team over another is ridiculous. God is too important for football, or any other sport. God's too busy worrying about hurricane victims, poor people, and China. Even Tony Dungy, the coach of the Indianapolis Colts and a known Christian, admitted after the Superbowl that "God doesn't care about football."

But why not? There are several reasons to believe this. One is that because there are so many bad things in this world, God must not care about something trivial like sports, which doesn't impact the world as much as a tsunami might. Another is that the idea of God choosing one team to win over another seems to take the fun out of the sport, as the losing team could simply blame God for it afterwards. And what of the thought that God's favorite team might lose? All-powerful indeed.

I find this reasoning incorrect, however. Why shouldn't God care about fun things like football? After all, the players and coaches devote their entire lives to the sport. Does that mean that God finds Tony Dungy's life "trivial" because he coaches a Superbowl-caliber team? Why would God not be impressed by players like Tom Brady and Matt Hasselbeck who continue to put their bodies in harm's way, even when injured? Couldn't God be proud of Peyton Manning finally winning a Superbowl? Of Jarome Bettis winning the Superbowl in his hometown of Detroit? What about old man Brett Favre, playing for 15 years and still going strong? Does God find all of this meaningless?

I've seen baseball players make the Sign of the Cross before they step up to bat. I've seen football players point to the sky in celebration of a big play. I've seen players of all sports bow their heads in prayer when the team's hit a rough patch. Does God ignore all this? Does He find it trivial, or even distasteful?

The same could be said about Hollywood actors and filmmakers. Often when they win an award, they thank God for giving them the strength to do it. Chris Rock criticized this at the Oscars one year, claiming that with all the tragedy in the world, "God ain't listening." But why wouldn't he be? Filmmaking is really hard work. It can take over your life, and destroy it. It is amazing films even get finished. So why shouldn't believers thank God for giving them the strength to pull through? Is God not a movie guy?

If so, I'm in a whole world of trouble.

Believe it or not, but God does want us to have fun in this world. And I would think that he appreciates those that provide entertainment for others, especially when it becomes a full-time profession. We can't all be Mother Theresa. We're not all meant to be missionaries, or relief workers, or evangelists. We're meant to be believers. God has roles for all of us. And I'd like to think God likes football, too.

And if the Patriots do go 19-0 this year, now at least the rest of the NFL has someone to blame for it.

Oct. 16th, 2007

Elliot Super

Too Fast For The Naked Eye

For the uninformed:

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS IN SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL

Yes, the epic battle of Sonic vs. Mario will finally be decided by gamers across the world. And I refuse to be left out. I'm buying a Wii now before they get even harder to find. I mean, seriously, you can now have a battle between Link, Donkey King, Solid Snake, and Sonic. Could this game get any better?

Well, I suppose they could add Master Chief, but then my head would quite possibly explode.

I know who you are. And I hate you.

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